To The Turning Point Executives at the Ambassador's London Residence

Presidents Barack Obama and Dmitry Medvedev: I entreat initiation of dual referendums in America and Russia to authorize purchase and sale of the complete Nuclear Weaponry of The Former Soviet Union to the charge of The US Military to supervised private commerce to transform deserts Worldwide into up-to 300 Billion acres of New Cropland to reverse Global Warming through Photosynthesis and increase greatly the Gross World Product; providing food and fuel for the Future of The Human Race.
UUB's (UNDERWATER UTILITY BOATS) (constructed with surplus Soviet Submarine parts to river-barge size; robotically controlled) may pass through The St. Lawrence Seaway and the Mississippi River's 76 Locks via The St. Cloud Canal to the Sea from their hub and assembly-point in Duluth to search the underocean surface of the Earth for deposits of Clay and Silt to mix in correct proportion with desert sands to make perfect Loam, the utility soil, for New Cropland.
Simultaneously, they will provide high-resolution, true-color photography 50-foot wide swaths of portraiture of the Earth underocean surface ; theoretically in up to 25,000 mile ribbons,for which Google Earth might find some use...