An Invitation To Governor Sarah Palin Of Alaska

I, Charles O. Hollom, Owner/Director of The World Desert Reclamation Society, incorporating The World Desert Reclamation Service; invite you to move to Minnesota with your fine family where a number of sublime homes in the old Morningside area of the near-Minneapolis sector of the suburb of Edina are available at Fire Sale prices and become Governor Of Minnesota in 2010 for the benefit of all grateful Minnesotans and as an obviously fit platform for any future political actions.

I offer you the immediate Directorship of the political action commitee, including 20% of fundraising for your purposes, of the National Referendum To Approve The Purchase Of The Complete Nuclear Weaponry of The Russian Federation. You are needed. 10% of the sale in Russian oil will capialize both Society and Service. God be with you as a Turning Point Executive...